I'm Nathan Explosion. I like metal. And chips. That's it.

I'm in a band called Dethklok with some other douchebags. You might have heard of it. Most motherfucking brutal metal ever.

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misterwartooth:

Nathans, let’s go gets drunk!!

You say that like I’m not already drunk.

misterwartooth:

Nathans, let’s go gets drunk!!

You say that like I’m not already drunk.

(Source: smoke-til-my-eyes-bleed)

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Fuck.

Where do you douchebags come from?

I’m out.

Back later. Maybe.

Posted 2 years ago with 1 note

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carcinomisanthropist started following you

Hey. I like your blog theme. Kinda metal. You better not be a tool.

Posted 2 years ago with 1 note
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crowhousescratch:

motherfuckingbrutal:

Electro? DJ?

fucking judge me i dare you wubwubwubwuwbuwbwvvztrbrbrkrwobble

a remix

by skrillex

You seemed like a pretty cool guy until you started on the electro crap. That shit isn’t even fuckin’ music. Where the hell are the instruments?

Posted 2 years ago with 11 notes (source: crowhousescratch | via: crowhousescratch)
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crowhousescratch:

motherfuckingbrutal:

If you don’t have a warehouse full of animal guts and ram skulls you’re doing it wrong, man. That stuff is like a necessity of being metal.

spoilers im not actually metal im actually a electro dj who just has metalish tastes and is friends with metalheads and okay the guitars are good

Electro? DJ?

Posted 2 years ago with 11 notes (source: crowhousescratch | via: crowhousescratch)
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crowhousescratch:

motherfuckingbrutal:

Okay the ducky ruined shit but who the fuck uses food coloring? Real blood works perfectly goddamn fine. Just get pig’s blood or something. Amateurs.

because who the fuck wants soggy bacon?? come on now

much less since when does anyone have easy access to an actual pig i havent any ice cream truck like vehicles selling live swine since

like

mexico idk

If you don’t have a warehouse full of animal guts and ram skulls you’re doing it wrong, man. That stuff is like a necessity of being metal.

Posted 2 years ago with 11 notes (source: crowhousescratch | via: crowhousescratch)
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crowhousescratch:

crowhousescratch:

motherfuckingbrutal replied to your post: looking on bing for more vincent black shadows and…

Brutal.

barely i mean anyone can dump enough food coloring into a tub

needs more chunky meat pieces to give it that authentic feel

theres also like a lone rubber ducky floating on the surface okay never mind its just hilarious now

Okay the ducky ruined shit but who the fuck uses food coloring? Real blood works perfectly goddamn fine. Just get pig’s blood or something. Amateurs.

Posted 2 years ago with 11 notes (source: crowhousescratch | via: crowhousescratch)
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I’m out.

I need some fuckin’ sleep.

Posted 2 years ago